Remember slide
carousels, or steam irons with a plastic reservoir outside the iron, or those plastic
“onion-flower” makers, designed so you could deep-fry your own Vidalia onions
at home? They were all on offer at the garage sale this morning at St. James Church, part of the village-wide Canada Day celebrations.
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| Greg is carrying out an unidentified electronic antique. |
And proving there is
a buyer for (almost) anything, someone actually bought the slide projector; apparently
a group he’s with has lot of slides and no way to show them. He declined to
take the screen, however.
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Which plants should he buy - maybe that pink basket in the lower right?
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The rule is
what doesn’t sell, you haul home again: not a happy prospect, so you tend to
price realistically. The baby stroller I bought for $20 five years ago sold for
$6. Greg’s bamboo étagère, with as-yet-unbroken glass shelves, a striking
object for any room, was eventually bought by someone who intended it for his study.
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| Oh goodness, customers are arriving, and not all the tables are out! |
Oddly, unlike
the Christmas bazaar, Greg did not open the proceedings with a prayer. When I
asked him about this he said, “It’s just not tradition.” Tradition has been left
in the dust because there seems to be no official start time, or, there is a
start time, but like many other ruless around here (like driving motorized
vehicles on the hiking paths, but I digress), it is honoured
in its breach.
The sale starts officially at 8:00 — an hour earlier than previous years to accommodate early birds. The 9 on the sign has clearly been written over to make an 8, but when customers arrived at 7:30, as we were setting up, we let them buy things. This custom is a startling departure from what I am used to in larger centres.
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The are still lots of boxes to unload!
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Also, a local church, whose denomination shall remain nameless, held a
preview yesterday afternoon, which was bad enough, but they actually allowed purchases to
be made! I am still surprised more people weren’t as scandalized by this turn of
events as I was.
In any event,
despite being hampered by such an un-Anglican head start, we were soon off and
flying. The brand new rubber boots were snapped up, as was a very old beaten-up
soccer ball, a pole lamp with a blue lampshade (you’d recognize it from the
90s), two white pleated lamp shades, wool, sets of floral dishes, a set of four
scarcely used non-stick skillets, the prettier mugs, most of the Tupperware and,
of course, perennials from someone’s garden (“Oh no, are all the hostas sold?
Darn”).
Sometimes
you have to be ingenious to insure a sale: I have brought a small pink wicker
basket almost every year we have been in the parish. It had come home unsold annually
until this year when I decided to fill it with herbs and sell it for $2. I think
the dirt alone was worth that and yes, someone bought it — for the basil.
Alas we had a
lot of unsold pink tablecloths and scatter mats – not as popular a colour these
days as in the 80s. It was the same story with peach-coloured dried flower arrangements
— likely early
90s in both colour and provenance. However, the card table cloths sold quickly.
Our Borat sound track sold, as did Adele’s first CD. A surprising number of books
sold — but undoubtedly
because of the church ladies’ being present, no one bought the paperback on how
to mix drinks like a playboy bunny. They probably wanted to though.
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| Oh, I want those cookies! |
The bake
sale was pretty much history by 8:30. Butter tarts and pies, pickled eggs, the
equivalent of two roasting pans of nuts and bolts, breads, home-made jams and
jellies, and squares so sweet “they’ll make your teeth rattle” flew off the
tables to the tune of almost $1,200.
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The bake sale - before
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| The bake sale - after |
My canteen
sales were helped along by a parishioner who had to bake several dozen cookies
for a do at the Eastern Star; she offered to buy four dozen from me and save
herself the work of baking them. Done! As the day got hotter, we did a brisk
business in bottled water, coffee and very strong tea.
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| All that remained of my 84 cookies and 50 Rice Krispie squares. |
Lots of men
came into the bake sale for something to eat while they toured the town, and they
bought up the Rice Krispies Squares — not the young kids that I imagined would. My rhubarb custard
pies both sold; however, remembering the unhappy tale of recent food poisoning
arising from devilled eggs, I warned the gentlemen who bought them not to store
them in a hot car since “the custard contains eggs.”
People arrived on foot, in pick-up trucks and cars, of course, and also in golf carts, which are a very popular way of getting around town, especially with a small wagon attached for all the children and purchases that don’t fit in the cart. There were even a couple of dump trucks cruising the streets.
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| A perfect day for travel by golf cart |
Anyhow, it
was a great morning – and all over by 1:00 for another year.
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| The bake sale ladies - and one gentleman - take a well-deserved rest. |
